My sister kills me; there is nobody more honest than her.

Our morning conversation:

Kelsey "I signed up for advanced swimming lessons, do you think I will get a badge like we did when we were on the team, and we had that little book of all the colourful badges?"

Carrie "Probably not, they stopped doing that. That's why I joined girl guides; to get all the badges. I had so many badges there was no more room on my sash."

I laughed so hard I cried. This is the best comment to come out of her mouth in a long time!