why?

This bothers me:

Some of my friends seem to lack creativity therefore they plan to dress up as a slutty *insert any character here* for Halloween. I try my best not to secretly judge their lameness, but honestly I cannot help it.

I imagine some of them think this exactly, "Hmmm, I am not sure what to be this year for Halloween???...Oh! I know, I will wear my skimpiest underwear and tell people I am a slutty nurse!!...” Clever my friend, real clever; clearly people can tell you are a genius….

I would be willing to put money on the fact that Little Bo Peep didn’t wear fishnets, nor did her butt cheeks hang out...