I should try out for "shit my dad says .com"

Today's tidbit of wisdom:

Father: "I don't know what you need to be happy."
Daughter: "I am happy Dad."
Father: "I guess if you need a man you can always take my visa and get one for the night."
Daughter: "haha! Dad you are silly"
Father: "But I am serious. Just don't do it all of the time I don't have that much money; I just want you to be happy."


I love him and all his craziness